I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
one two three fourrrrnication!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
