Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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