i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My liver just had a heart attack.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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