Kiss
Puke
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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