if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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