he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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