If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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