Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I need a beard to bite.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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