oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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