so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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