i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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