At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
last night I used snow as a chaser
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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