It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It was like getting head from an anaconda
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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