We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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