You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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