Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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