...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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