physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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