She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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