If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
God, I missed his penis.
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