Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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