On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she peed on how many people?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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