i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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