I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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