How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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