It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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