My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just want nice things and good sex
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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