Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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