so that wasnt chicken after all
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
