I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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