Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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