mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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