let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
