The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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