I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's blow job season.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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