OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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Did I show you my penis last night?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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