We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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