do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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