Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
More tranny stories later!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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