Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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