my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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