She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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