Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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