You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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