pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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