Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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