started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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