It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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