It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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