Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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