you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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